"The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood" --Will Rogers

Overheard this conversation today:

Mrs. Mary: I'm leaving early Friday.  I have a date.
Monique:  With Walter?
Mrs. Mary:  No, Walter's my son.
Monique:  I thought that was your husband's name, too.
Mrs. Mary:  My first husband, yeah.
Monique:  Oh, then you don't want to go with him.
Mrs. Mary:  He's deceased.
Monique:  Then you really don't want to go with him.

I love the office.