"I burn, I pine, I perish." --William Shakespeare

So, I've decided to keep a log of every time I burn myself.  In the last fifteen months I have burned myself more times than I have in the 22 years prior (excluding sun burns).  Last year I burned myself on hot glue (twice), a hair straightener, a bag of steamed vegetables, a fresh batch grits, water from the sink (not the stove), and my iron.  Thusfar, this school year, I have burned myself on the oven, my cooking stone, and yesterday, the Corningware.  I was making cinnamon bread for the kiddos at church, and had an unfortunate run-in with the surface.  At this rate, I am not going to have finger prints.  Forget sun damage, life damage is going to be the end of me.